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lyrics
Once upon a time
I had a pager son
That brick was phat
Back in 1991
But check me now
I've got a phone
With buttons and a speaker
And a sweet ring tone
R to the I to the
N G G G
Rockin my flip phone
Like its 1993
Workin' for the phone company, yow
I'm a lucky-ass son of a bitch
Workin' for the phone company like a dog all day long
Workin' for the motherfuckin' phone company
This is a rap song
So check it dude
We've got the reps
For being rude
We make all
The great prank calls
To hospitals, courtrooms
And bathroom stalls
I got a dog
His name is Rover
Just like my minutes
He knows how to roll over
I'd love to talk
But I got another call
Hold for a long long time
This ones from my mom
My phones ringing
all night long
Gotta top up my minutes
To finish this song
Yeah.
Check it.
Cell phone.
AT&T
T-Mobile
The IRS
Cingular
Verizon
Metro PCS
Pac Bell
Bell South
Air Canada
Orange
Stop
credits
Music and lyrics by Ben Stark. Inspired by music written by Ben Stark and Chris Alarie. Loops and samples courtesy of Apple, Inc.
