Rap Ring (Secret Song)

from Creature by Ben Stark

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lyrics

Welcome to the phone company, bitch.

Once upon a time
I had a pager son
That brick was phat
Back in 1991

But check me now
I've got a phone
With buttons and a speaker
And a sweet ring tone

R to the I to the
N G G G
Rockin my flip phone
Like its 1993

Workin' for the phone company, yow
I'm a lucky-ass son of a bitch
Workin' for the phone company like a dog all day long
Workin' for the motherfuckin' phone company

This is a rap song
So check it dude
We've got the reps
For being rude

We make all
The great prank calls
To hospitals, courtrooms
And bathroom stalls

I got a dog
His name is Rover
Just like my minutes
He knows how to roll over

I'd love to talk
But I got another call
Hold for a long long time
This ones from my mom

My phones ringing
all night long
Gotta top up my minutes
To finish this song

Yeah.

Check it.

Cell phone.

AT&T

T-Mobile

The IRS

Cingular

Verizon

Metro PCS

Pac Bell

Bell South

Air Canada

Orange

Stop

credits

from Creature, released March 10, 2015
Music and lyrics by Ben Stark. Inspired by music written by Ben Stark and Chris Alarie. Loops and samples courtesy of Apple, Inc.