Christmastime in California
It's the best time of the year
Decorate our plastic tree, yeah
Stockings hung up with cheer
Every year at Christmas time
it's 76 degrees
The ground is covered in well, nothing (not even rain)
'Cause it's 76 degrees
You gather around the fire
We are terrified of fire
Your festive treats are incredible
Ours aren't great but they're... edible
Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
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Ho ho ho, merry...
Hey! Get out of here Santa, this is a California Christmas song
Oh, ho ho, so sorry
You say Merry Christmas
We're not sure if that's politically correct
We say happy holidays
Or well, have a nice day
You close all the shops, yeah
We just pay double-time
You have your whole family there
We're cool with a 5 minute FaceTime
Your Christmas is so magical
In a winter wonderland
We had Chinese food for dinner
This was all really unplanned
Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
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Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
Christmas in California yeah
It's Christmas in California yeah
Ho ho ho, and what do you want little boy?
Santa! I told you to get out of here
Ho ho ho, so, so sorry, just let me, just let me
Get out!
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credits
released November 26, 2020
Music and lyrics by Ben Stark